Things that have escaped from in my head...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 06:51:47 GMT

Made this for someone special. I think she knows who she is. *HUGZ*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HELEN!!!!!!!

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:48:01 GMT

I created this as a gift for http://unnatural-lump.livejournal.com. I hope she likes it:

Sorry it was a day late.

Need Info

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:19:45 GMT

I need some basic information on the following DnD v3.5 classes:

Factotum (Dungeonscape)
Dragonfire Adept (Dragon Magic)
Crusader (Tome of War)
Swordsage (Tome of War)
Warblade (Tome of War)
Master (Dragonlance Campaign Setting: War of the Lance)
Mariner (Dragonlance Campaign Setting: Legends of the Twins)
Mystic (Dragonlance Campaign Setting)
Noble (Dragonlance Campaign Setting)
Savant (Dragon Compendium Volume one)

I need the BAB, saves and any restrictions, like alignment. If anyone can give me any of this information, I would really appreciate it. I don't have access to these books.

I thought this was funny...

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 02:20:33 GMT

I have been able to watch most of the movies I have been wanting to see by checking them out at the local library. They finally got copies of Wall-E, but they are all checked out. I put it on a hold list so I can check out the first availiable copy. Guess how for back in line I am? There are 351 people ahead of me. 351!!! It will be late spring or early summer before I get to see it. Not having money SUCKS!!!!!! I am not even going to try to reserve Kung fu Panda. *LOL*

Loneliness

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 02:17:37 GMT

I have this hollow, empty feeling inside of me right now. I feel like I want to go to sleep and not wake up. I have messed up my life so bad that I can't undo the damage. I have made so many stupid decisions in my life and they have become a prison for me. Right now, while it is dark, I want to just start walking the roads until someone either runs me down or some pervert grabs me and rapes me. I hate feeling like this.

Non-Responsive

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:02:29 GMT

We are going to get hit by Hurricane Ike here in Texas. I am in a safe enough spot, but I may lose power for a couple of days. So if I do not respond to anyone, don't panic, I am not ignoring you and I am not dead, I just have no internet or electricity.

Just wondering...

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:16:05 GMT

What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done sexually, either alone or with someone?

What is the kinkiest thing you wish you could do sexually, either alone or with someone?

Anyone who actually wants to know my answers to these questions must ask me before I will say them and they must answer the questions themselves first.

Four Eared Cat

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:28:47 GMT

This link was on the MSN homepage: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26345150/?GT1=43001

Just Wondering...

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:49:19 GMT

This may sound disturbing and gross, so I apologize in advance. Does anyone else, besides me, ever get aroused when using the restroom?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:20:35 GMT

Today is the most horrendous of days, my birthday.

My New Nephew.

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:11:50 GMT

1:00 am Sunday, Feburary 17, my nephew, Trey Mason, was born.

Behold the Ultimate Cuteness!!!!!!!

Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:03:15 GMT

I turned my nephew into Sponge Bob!!!!!

Me and my nephew taking a nap.

Better but not the best...

Sat, 26 May 2007 03:44:53 GMT

Me and my lady friend have talked things through. I was taking our relationship too seriously. She only wants friends, she isn't ready to have a boyfriend right now and she thought I felt the same way. So we were always just friends with benefits. Everything is okay now, but I still want to find someone to have a romantic relationship with. Maybe some day...

I am such a lonely slut

Mon, 14 May 2007 03:26:44 GMT

I feel like being someone's bitch. I want someone, man or woman, to just rip my clothes off and have their way with me. Obviously the submissive half of my personality is in control today. I am single again, although I wasn't really in much of a relationship to begin with. I hate being alone. Everytime I find somone to love, they either take advantage of me (not in the good way), only want to be friends or are in love with someone else. I guess I am meant to be miserably alone.

BOW DOWN, MORTALS, MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:48:06 GMT

Behold, my nephew, the Demon Sorcerer!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:58:39 GMT

Sunday is my birthday. Another year older. Oh and I came out to my mom today. Went better than I thought.

Gift for a Friend

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:28:13 GMT

I made this for someone special. She knows who she is. *HUG* I hope she likes it.

20 things about me

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:04:32 GMT

This is from unatural_lump's Journal:

The aim of this little game is to write 20 personal things about yourself, be it things you dislike, things you do, habits etc…
If you have read this, and read the persons 20 things you are then obligated to do your own… there is no shitty tagging, it’s hardcore! You read it, you cannot unread it, now write 20 things you plebs!!!

Warning, this is a crappy game made up by Lumpy in one of her moments of boredom and madness… take part with caution!!!!111111!one

1. I am afraid of the dark, arachnids, bugs (not all insects, but the Bug subgroup, like beetles and roaches), snakes, heights and small enclosed spaces.
2. When I see an attractive woman, I am not only 'checking her out', but I am also wishing I looked like her.
3. I sometimes have to repeat over and over what day it is in order to urinate. I haven't been able to figure out why.
4. I don't like cooked cabbage, but I will eat cabbage raw on tacos. Eggrolls are an exception, I like eggrolls, even though they have cooked cabbage in them.
5. I drink soda the way alcoholics drink beer.
6. I eat when I am depressed, even if I am not hungry.
7. Cats are my favorite animal.
8. I have a pet wild boar.
9. I HATE, HATE, HATE bigots.
10. I am a pansexual. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansexual
11. Blue is my favorite color.
12. I have two personalities that are active at the same time. I often get into arguments with myself.
13. I have tried to kill myself twice.
14. I am terrified of clowns and marionette puppets.
15. When I hear Gwen Stefani singing, it calms me down.
16. I lost my virginity on February 17, 2007 at the age of 27 years old.
17. I space out and live in my own world in my head most of the time.
18. I have been in love with 3 women: the 1st one moved away, the 2nd one didn't take me seriously and the 3rd one has a fiancé and prefers women.
19. If the world were to end, I wouldn't miss it.
20. I like wearing women’s clothing.

Escaped Piggy

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:51:46 GMT

This evening my pet boar Rooter (who I have raised from a baby) escaped from his pen. Instead of running away or destroying things, he came up onto the porch and used his snout to knock on the front door to get my attention. It was the cutest thing I have ever seen. I couldn't stay mad at him for getting out of his pen.

Happy Holidays!!!!!!!

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:30:58 GMT

I hope everyone has a great day today!!!!!!!!!!!!! *HUGGLES and SQUISHES*

Depression SUCKS!!!!!!!

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:57:10 GMT

Two days ago I was severely depressed. All day I contimplated ways to kill myself and how others might react. Then all of a sudden, the depression was gone. Then I was hit by a wave of intense rage and had to keep myself from going through the house breaking stuff. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.

My Nephew is Here!!!!!!!

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:30:17 GMT

At 1:00 AM this morning, my nephew, Ty Michael, was born. He is 18" long and wieghs 7 lbs. 3 oz.

6 Random Facts About Me

Sat, 14 Oct 2006 03:01:32 GMT

I was tagged by the kind and beautiful unnatural_lump.

Write a journal entry with six random facts about yourself.
Then pick six people off your friends list and tag them - no tag backs.
These rules should be included in your entry.

1. I am a feminine simultaneous hermaphrodite trapped in a man’s body.
2. I have attempted suicide once, in a very stupid way.
3. When I was in kindergarten, a first grade girl was obsessed with me.
4. Listening to Gwen Stefani’s music calms me whenever I am upset.
5. I like wearing women’s clothes, but not to look like a woman.
6. I don’t smoke, drink alcohol or do drugs. My only vices are soft drinks and food.

Since there are no tag backs and I only have three people on my friends list, I will just tag everyone who reads this.

Questions

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:12:23 GMT

Got this from unatural_lump's journal. Feel free to fill out if you want to. No pressure.

. Who are you?
. Are we friends?
. When and how did we meet?
. Would you kiss me? Where?
. Give me a nickname and explain why?
. Describe me in one word!
. What was your first impression of me?
. Do you still think the same?
. What reminds you of me?
. If you could give me anything what would it be?
. How well do you know me?
. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what i say about you?
. Would you ever meet up with me?

Math Trick

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:14:24 GMT

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.
1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area
code)
3. Multiply by 80.
4. Add 1.
5. Multiply by 250.
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250.
9. Divide number by 2.
Do you recognize the answer?